Relatives

<p>My aunt has decided to buy a house in Tunisia, a place that she has been visiting with her sister for quite a few years now. Given that the British weather is so awful and the cost of living so high, emigration may seem like a good idea. That isn’t her plan though. Having sold her very nice, if small, house in England, she is also going to buy a caravan. She is intending to live most of the year in my grandmother’s garden. I am aghast.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now if anybody is looking for an idea for a soap opera ... I am reminded of the old lady that lived in the garden of Alan Bennett.&lt;/p&gt;